by Emily

I was sitting at work in my Broncos jersey watching the football game on my computer. A young male delivery person came into the building and asked if I was watching the game. I said that I was and began explaining the updates of what had happened so far. He interrupted me to say, “A woman after my own heart,” and added, “I’m not a Broncos fan, but you don’t see a lot of girls who know a lot about football or sports in general.”

Yes, because my vagina prevents me from liking football or understanding how it’s played.

I ignored him until he went away.