From 6-7-16

by Emily

A story from a female friend:

“I had some guy in a blue car drive exactly parallel to me for three blocks, waving and doing a thumbs-up sign and being a general menace on the road.

Then some guy at Noodles & Co. invited himself to sit down next to me (like, his leg touching mine) and led with the line, ‘You’re really hot, so I thought I’d talk to you.’

And someone in Panera walked right up to me while my back was turned and I was ordering my mom’s lunch to inform me, ‘Did you know that if you take your height in inches and multiply by 1.08, you would get the height you would have been if you were a man?'”